Cool Quotes
- A closed mouth gathers no feet.
- A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
- A king's castle is his home.
- A penny saved is ridiculous.
- All that glitters has a high refractive index.
- Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
- Anarchy is better than no government at all.
- Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.
- As you read the scroll, it vanishes...
- Automobile - A mechanical device that runs up hills and down people.
- Be moderate where pleasure is concerned, avoid fatigue.
- Of the choice of two evils, I pick the one I've never tried before.
- Brain -- the apparatus with which we think that we think.
- BATCH - A group, kinda like a herd.
- Computer hackers do it all night long.
- Computer modelers simulate it first.
- Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit.
- Computer programmers know how to use their hardware.
- Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
- Courage is your greatest present need.
- CLEARASOL - Effective sunspot remover.
- Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
- Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.
- Do something unusual today. Accomplish work on the computer.
- Documentation is like sex: When it's good, it's fantastic, when it's bad...
- Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
- Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.
- Drive defensively -- buy a tank.
- Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail friends.
- Entropy isn't what it used to be.
- Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them use to reality.
- Familiarity breeds children.
- God didn't create the world in 7 days. He pulled an all-nighter on the 6th.
- Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
- GAY ABANDON - Homosexual repellent perfume.
- He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
- Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
- Help support helpless victims of computer error.
- Herblock's Law: if it is good, they will stop making it.
- History does not repeat itself, -- historians merely repeat each other.
- I'm defending her honor, which is more than she ever did.
- If you don't change your direction, you may end up where you were headed.
- If you're not part of the solution, be part of the problem!
- I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.
- In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared minds.
- It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
- It works better if you plug it in.
- It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
- Jury -- Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
- KODACLONE - duplicating film.
- Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
- Life is what happens to you while you are planning to do something else.
- Life's a bitch, then you die.
- Lynch's Law: When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.
- Mediocrity thrives on standardization.
- MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team.
- Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
- NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
- Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.
- Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
- QUARKBAR - the candy with flavour and charm.
- QUASIMOTO - 4 wheeled hard-top moped made in France.
- Reality's the only obstacle to happiness.
- Screw up your life, you've screwed everything else up.
- Silver's law: If Murphy's law can go wrong it will.
- Some grow with responsibility, others just swell.
- SQWERTY - Computer keyboard sized down for use by children.
- SYSTEM GOING DOWN AT 4:45 THIS AFTERNOON FOR DISK CRASHING.
- The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.
- The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
- The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
- The road to to success is always under construction.
- Those who can't write, write help files.
- To be, or not to be, those are the parameters.
- To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer.
- Today is the last day of your life so far.
- TRAPEZOID - A device for catching zoids.
- Wasting time is an important part of life.
- When all else fails, read the instructions.
- When in doubt, don't bother.
- When in doubt, ignore it.
- Xerox does it again and again and again and...
- XMODEM - A spot-marking transfer protocol.
- YTERM - A terminal program for queries.
