From SCSTRAUS@teletechusa.com Wed Mar 6 10:03:14 1996 Date: Wed, 06 Mar 1996 00:51:33 -0700 From: SEAN STRAUS To: scstraus@wonderland.teletechusa.com Subject: (Fwd) RE: Country Song Titles (fwd) -Forwarded Received: (from uucp@localhost) by smtp-gw01.ny.us.ibm.net (8.6.9/8.6.9) id HAA43554 for ; Wed, 6 Mar 1996 07:53:03 GMT Message-Id: <199603060753.HAA43554@smtp-gw01.ny.us.ibm.net> Received: from gw2-139.pool.dircon.co.uk(194.112.35.139) by smtp-gw01.ny.us.ibm.net via smap (V1.3mjr) id smajA8Dmb; Wed Mar 6 07:52:51 1996 Comments: Authenticated sender is From: "Jason Goecke" Organization: Genesys Labs To: scstraus@teletechusa.com Date: Wed, 6 Mar 1996 07:42:43 +0000 Subject: (Fwd) RE: Country Song Titles (fwd) Priority: normal X-mailer: Pegasus Mail for Windows (v2.23) ------- Forwarded Message Follows ------- Date: Tue, 05 Mar 1996 16:09:18 -0700 To: jsgoecke@genesyslab.com From: Byron Nash Subject: RE: Country Song Titles (fwd) >From: Nathan >Subject: RE: Country Song Titles (fwd) >To: Nash@CS.ColoState.EDU (Nash) >Date: Tue, 5 Mar 1996 11:43:08 -0700 (MST) > >Forwarded message: >>From JeffS@wali.com Tue Mar 5 11:07 MST 1996 >Message-Id: <199603051754.KAA21741@wali.com> >Priority: urgent >Date: Tue, 5 Mar 1996 11:06:00 -0700 >From: JeffS >Subject: RE: Country Song Titles >To: dsp lab group , > dunshee , > gibbs , > goldbern , > griesbac , > hayesj , > keen , > martinka , > mccabej , > mccallic , > Lyle Nitta , > pasrich , > perinos , rainwac , > schulzri , > stonejf , > wach , wiejaczk >X-Mailer: Worldtalk (NetConnex V3.50c)/MIME >Content-Type: text >Content-Length: 4404 > > >I'm thinking of getting into country music -- is this a good list of >titles to collect? > > - Jeff > >Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life >Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed >Get your tongue outta my mouth cause I'm kissing you goodbye >Her body couldn't keep you off my mind >Her cheatin heart made a drunken fool out of me >Her teeth was stained, but her heart was pure >Here's a quarter, call someone who cares >How can a whiskey that's 6 years old whup a man that's 33 >How can I miss you if you won't go away? >How can you believe me when I say I love You when you know > I've been a liar all my life? >I been roped and thrown by Jesus in the Holy Ghost corral >I can't get over you, so why don't you get under me? >I changed her oil, she changed my life >I don't know whether to come home or go crazy >I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling >I don't want you body if your heart's not in it >I fell in a pile of you and got love all over me >I flushed you from the toilet of my heart >I got in at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2 >I hate every bone in your body except mine >I just bought a car from the guy that stole my girl, but the car don't > run so I figure we got an even deal >I keep forgettin' I forgot about you >I wanna whip your cow >I knew I'd hit rock bottom when I woke up on top of Ewe >I liked you better before I knew you so well >I may be used (but baby I ain't used up) >I meant every word that he said >I still miss you, baby, but my aim's gettin' better >I wish I were in Dixie tonight, but she's out of town >I would have wrote you a letter, but I couldn't spell yuck! >I wouldn't take her to a Dawg fight, cause I'm afraid she'd win >I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy >I'll get over you as soon as you get out from under him >I'll marry you tomorrow but let's honeymoon tonight >I'm gettin' gray from being blue >I'm havin' daydreams about night things in the middle of the afternoon >I'm just a bug on the windshield of life >I'm not married but the wife is >I'm so miserable without you, it's like having you here >I'm the only hell mama ever raised >I've got four on the floor and a fifth under the seat >I've got red eyes from your white lies and I'm blue all the time >I've got the hungries for your love and I'm waiting in your welfare line >If I can't be number one in your life, then number two on you >If I had shot you when I wanted to, I'd be out by now >If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? >If it's got to be later, how 'bout later tonight? >If love were oil, I'd be a quart low >If my nose were full of nickels, I'd blow it all on you >If the phone don't ring, baby, you'll know it's me >If whiskey were a woman I'd be married for sure >If you can't feel it (it ain't there) >If you don't leave me alone, I'll go and find someone else who will >If you leave me, Can I come too? >Mama get the hammer, there's a fly on papa's head >It ain't love, but it ain't bad >It takes me all night long to do what I used to do all night long >Learning to live again without you is killing me >My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus >My John Deere was breaking your field, while your Dear John was > breaking my heart >My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him >Oh Lord! it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way >Out of my head and back in my bed >She feels like a new man tonight >She got the gold mine and I got the shaft, she got the ring and I > got the finger >She made toothpick out of the timber of my heart >She's out doing what I'm here doing without >Tennis must be your racket 'cause Love means nothin' to you >Thank God and Greyhound she's gone >The last word in lonesome is "me" >They may put me in prison, but they can't stop my face from breakin' out >Touch me with more than your hands >Velcro arms, Teflon heart >When you leave walk out backwards, so I'll think you're walkin in >You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd >What made Milwaukee famous (has made a loser out of me) >When we get back to the farm (that when we really go to town) >Who you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes? >You can't deal me all the Aces and expect me not to play >You done tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat >You were only a splinter as I slid down the bannister of life >You're a cross I can't bear >Your ruining my bad reputation >You're the reason our kids are so ugly > > > > > ********************************************************* * Byron Nash * * nash@cs.colostate.edu * * http://www.cs.colostate.edu/~nash * * Contains updated resume * * * * Quote: * * So do what you must, do all you can, * * Break all the f***ing rules and * * Go to Hell with Superman and * * Die like a champion, yeah hey! * * - Bad Religion (SUFFER) * ********************************************************* =========================================================== + Jason Goecke, Integration Specialist + + Genesys Labs + + 1111 Bayhill Dr Ste 180 + + San Bruno, CA 94066 + + + + US Office Vc: +1-415-827-2744 + + US Office Fx: +1-415-588-5527 + + UK Office Vc: +44-1344-382-080 + + UK Office Fx: +44-1344-382-081 + + GSM Mobile #: +44-374-209-237 + ===========================================================