From SCSTRAUS@teletechusa.com Wed Jan 17 12:13:16 1996 Date: Tue, 16 Jan 1996 12:04:03 -0700 From: SEAN STRAUS To: scstraus@wonderland.teletechusa.com Subject: (Fwd) Why it takes a License to Drive: -Forwarded Received: from MAILHUB.AIMNET.COM (dial-cup2-22.iway.aimnet.com [204.118.88.54]) by aimnet.com (8.7.1/8.7.1) with SMTP id HAA15067; Mon, 8 Jan 1996 07:41:27 -0800 (PST) Message-Id: <199601081541.HAA15067@aimnet.com> Comments: Authenticated sender is From: "Jerry Wotel" To: "Classic/Vintage Thunderbird Mailing List"@aimnet.com, "Classic/Vintage Thunderbird Mailing List"@aimnet.com Date: Mon, 8 Jan 1996 07:39:30 -0800 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-transfer-encoding: 7BIT Subject: (Fwd) Why it takes a License to Drive: Reply-to: gwotel@autopro.com Priority: normal X-mailer: Pegasus Mail for Windows (v2.23) ------- Forwarded Message Follows ------- From: JerryCZ@aol.com Date: Mon, 8 Jan 1996 01:08:29 -0500 To: gwotel@hooked.net Subject: Why it takes a License to Drive: Subj: Humor: Why it takes a Licence to Drive Date: 96-01-07 23:23:18 EST From: braun@sfo.com To:braun@roxy.sfo.com {forwarded by Jerry torCZyner@AOL.COM} Why it takes a License to Drive: The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (read Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.) Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate. Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car? A: Always wear a condom. Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car. Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too shit-faced to find your keys. Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute. Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color. Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics. Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons. Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would be tough to be a dickhead all day long. ^ ^ O O ------------------o00-(_)-00o------------------------------- Larry Braun braun@sfo.com (home) San Francisco, CA braun@andros.com (work) 415-386-7534 LarryBraun@aol.com (AOL at home)